Welcome to ShopMartingale.
You might think those of us who work at ShopMartingale are a bunch of mild-mannered softies who love to sew, knit, crochet, and eat chocolate. And we are. (Except for Chad, our IT guy.) But when it comes to your protection and privacy, know this: We are dangerous!
We keep sheathed swords under our desks. There’s a battle tank in the break room. A trap door in the floor of the women’s bathroom leads to a shiny vault filled with cyberspace weaponry of epic proportions. (Sorry it ended up in the women’s bathroom, Chad. Only so much office space, you know.)
Okay, we’re speaking metaphorically. But make no mistake about it—our commitment to your protection and privacy is unwavering. We will never sell or rent the information you give us to anyone, for any reason. We’ve prepared for cyber combat of every kind. If Chad has anything to say about it (and he does), ain’t nothing getting past us.
In other words—rest assured that you can follow our blog, subscribe to our eNewsletter, and shop to your heart’s content with confidence. We’ve got your back.
And a special note to all of you viruses, bugs, and other creepy-crawly cyber stuff . . . don’t even think about coming ‘round here. You have no idea how much hurt a bunch of needle-wielding women can bring on you.
Have a nice day.